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How's this weather? Awesome, right? i don't know why i see so many people bundling up for some mid-sixties stuff. Wait til it's 30 below with windchill and you can't even see your car, people. Then you'll have a reason to whine. Bet you guys don't even know what it is to plug in your car so it still starts in the morning, huh? I'm loving this.
But man, there are some days that I hate what I do. It's not like being a lawyer or a doctor where you can just go home and play video games all day. You gotta eat to live! I can't just sit around all day and decide not to eat when I'm not at the restaurant. I'm ALWAYS thinking about food. It's like I'm obsessed with it. Which I guess I am, since I can't get away from it! I still have to touch it, manipulate it, cook it, eat it. As if my roomate knows how to feed himself!
And there are days that I'm really, really sick of eating. I won't even be hungry the whole day but I still gotta taste stuff. Those days really fucking suck.
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Someone wanna explain to me the hipster notion behind hating ketchup? What's the point of scraping it off a burger and asking for more tomato. it's the third time this week i've heard ketchup is bad for you. Do they even know what's in ketchup? Do you? Go on, go grab your heinz bottle. I can wait. I have all day.
No, no I don't.
TOMATO CONCENTRATE FROM RED RIPE TOMATOES, DISTILLED VINEGAR, SUGAR, SALT, ONION POWDER, SPICE, NATURAL FLAVORING.
and incase you missed it: KOSHER PAREVE GLUTEN-FREE
so this shit's about as wonderful and homey as you're gonna get out of suspicious red bottle you buy at the supermarket. WHAT'S THE DEAL?
And how do they manage to say that with a straight face while wearing a Pez trucker hat? Do they know what's in Pez?
Is it just supposed to be ironic?
fml
and hi, I guess. i've met some of you before. i'm pretty sure. because i'm a creeper and i can read backwards
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